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Power power everywhere. (But only sometimes).

The Indian novelist Arundhati Roy once commented on the bizarre sight of an Indian worker installing a fibre-optic super-fast broadband cable – by candlelight.

Power – or rather the lack of it – is a fact of life here.

In hotels, hot water is frequently only available between certain hours. In my current hotel, it’s 5am and 8am. At least that gets me out of bed in the morning (if the fan hasn’t stopped in the middle of the night first). Virtually every city has “scheduled” power cuts, even Bangalore’s Electronic City, where all the hi-tech firms have to cut across to alternative generators every day between 2pm and 5pm. And if the generators fail, you might be waiting a long time for that UK Directory Enquiry to be answered.

In restaurants, the lights go out every night on cue around 8pm, normally just as a piece of highly-spiced vegetable is perched precariously on your fork intent on increasing the laundry bill again. You get used to the familiar sound of someone scuttling across the restaurant floor at high speed heading for the alternative generator switch.

There are exceptions. Earlier this week I ended up in a smart cul-de-sac in Bangalore drinking Laphroiag at the house of the CEO of a software company I had arranged to visit. His house was next to many of Karnataka Province’s government ministers’ houses. No power problems there, funnily enough.

Everyone gets used to it, and as with most things in India, it’s just “the way it is”, another of the massive contradictions and contrasts here.

Driving on the road to the mirrored building and manicured lawns of Electronic City, the squalor, deprivation and makeshift housing on both sides of the road is hard to ignore. An elevated super-highway is being built, presumably to mask the sight and smell of the reality of the streets for well-dressed IT professionals on the 45 minute ride from the centre of town.

Probably the most memorable thing from my visit to Electronic City was the word “No”. The guards on the Tech Parks were determined not to let me in to any of the sites, demonstrating a paranoia worthy of the most self-obsessed security man in the UK. They were convinced I was a dodgy journalist.

In fact, I managed to get round this by visiting the Electronic City Association and getting an under-the-table referral to Jacob, the Facilities manager at one of the Tech Parks. Jacob gave me a tour, and I ended up with fantastic views across the area from one of it’s highest buildings, along with a potted history of this cultural phenomenon (interspersed with bizarre homilies to the American evangelist Billy Graham – Jacob was a 7th Day Adventist).

Along with tech parks in Hyderabad, Delhi, and increasingly Chennai, Bangalore is the engine of the service-driven Indian economy.

Electronic City’s emphatic “No” is in stark contrast to the general culture of “Yes” in India that I have so far experienced. Occasionally the continual Yes can be frustrating (especially when it masks a bare-faced lie in an effort to get some of your cash), but overall I know which I prefer.

Finally, thank goodness something positive has come out of the Mumbai terror. England ‘s cricket team is saved from further embarassment, in the One-Day series at least.

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Not in Mumbai

Just a quick note to say I’m quite a distance away from Mumbai and heading South. I am obviously following developments after the tragic events yesterday. Cafe Leopold, one of the targets, is a cafe well known on the traveler circuit which I went to every day.

Given I was in an aeroplane from South America to London on Sept 11th 2001, and was in a tube on the way to Kings Cross on July 7th 2005, this is about as far away as I’ve been from a terror attack.

Pretty sure it will be connected to the elections that are going on over the next couple of months.

I was going to post on the power cuts here, but that can wait.

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Bangalore Economics, Cyclonic cricket

Indian cities don’t get a great press from the travellers’ bibles (Rough Guide and the ubiquitous Lonely Planet). When they write “Most people stay just long enough in Bangalore to catch a train to their next stop”, you know they really mean they think it’s a dump.

I have a different view. I loved Mumbai, and am really enjoying walking through Bangalore which is exciting, stimulating and fascinating in the way that cities can be. The hawkers, the tuk-tuk drivers, the mainstream western brands pushing their version of happiness coexisting with tiny stalls selling what they can to make a buck, the sounds and the smells of millions of people going about their business – all of these make for a rich and rewarding view of a rapidly changing India.

For instance, getting a ticket for the England v India cricket game introduced me to the bizarre economics that can develop in any city.

The game was sold out by the time I arrived in Bangalore. A single taxi ride for all of 100 yards found a “cousin” who could provide me with a ticket on the “black”. The usual bargaining commenced (I was asked 2000 rupees for a 200 rupee ticket and offered 500), this time with a lot of laughter and banter and a gathering crowd. Neither of us would budge.

Suddenly the man took me aside, and started drawing with his finger in the dirt. “OK. You offer 5-0-0 and I say 2-0-0-0. I have deal for you. I give you for 0”. Nothing is ever for “0” in India, so i got him to explain the details of the deal:

In exchange for a ticket for “0”, I had to go to 5 shops with his brother, a taxi-driver, staying in each for at least 5 minutes. I had to buy nothing, and he explained that I should tell the shop-keepers that my wife was in the hotel, and that she made all the decisions, so I couldn’t buy any carpets.

Still uncomfortable that this made any economic sense for any of us, I probed further. It transpires that each shop owner would give the taxi-driver a 300-rupee gas coupon for every foreigner brought to his door. Ah. The beauty of a regulated system. So I was paying nothing, so that he could get gas coupons on one black market, so that I could get a ticket on another black market. Nice!

It was all working beautifully. After a fun Saturday night out with two Australian girls, I was all set for a cracking day-night game yesterday.

Cyclone Khaimuk (passing over neighbouring Andhra Pradesh and clearly not a cricket lover) had other ideas, bringing rain that reduced the game to 22 overs a side. The game was still a remarkable experience. The ear-splitting reception for Sachin Tendulkar opening the batting for India was rivalled only by the eerie quiet as he departed not long afterwards. I made friends with 10 or so Indians during the breaks in play, and was made to feel hugely welcome amidst the madness. At times the noise was indescribable. One of the most remarkable sights was the two industrious separate mopping up efforts after two heavy downpours. They know how to do full employment here. England lost despite some great cricket and one of the biggest sixes anyone at the ground had seen from Freddie Flintoff. He nearly cleared the ground.

The night ended, bizarrely, with a baying crowd asking for my “autograph”. I went with the flow. God knows where they will end up.

Finally, just to confirm – I did get my money from the scooterman Shastri in the end. Wonders will never cease. Toodle pip!

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